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Acoustic flatulence intelligence

Social network for the body’s most candid signal.

Push, record, get a score. Drop it on the feed. Twelve features, six classes, one number — and a community of people who think this is worth sharing.

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§ 01

The feed.

Anonymous if you want, public if you don’t. Either way, on the record. Follow people, react to events, build streaks, climb the daily index.

@stephania 14:23:07 · paris
87.42 TRUMPET P-95

A confident, tonal release. The 184.5 Hz fundamental gives it body. Reads like the brass section warming up.

♥ 24 ↩ 6 ↗ 2
@noamspoor 14:18:44 · brooklyn · streak 12
62.18 WET P-40

Phasic, mixed-state, broadband. The zero-crossing rate is doing the heavy lifting here.

♥ 8 ↩ 1 ↗ 0
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§ 02

The taxonomy.

Six classes. Deterministic, no ML — distance to centroid in feature space picks one.

SILENT

Sub-threshold acoustic event. Classified by absence of detectable signal above the noise floor.

SQUEAKER

High-pitched, brief. Dominant frequency above 350 Hz. Low duration, low energy.

TRUMPET

Tonal, sustained. Low spectral flatness; dominant in the 120–250 Hz band.

WET

Broadband with high zero-crossing rate. Indicates phasic mixed-state release.

COMPOUND

Multi-event with two or more detected onsets within a 600 ms window.

CLASSIC

Bell-curve event. Centroid 200–600 Hz, flatness 0.30–0.55. No defining outliers.

§ 03

The score.

Zero to a hundred. The rarity term keys off your own history — there’s no global leaderboard yet.

pukkala_score  =  0.25·duration  +  0.35·intensity  +  0.25·spectral_richness  +  0.15·rarity
§ 04

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